the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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