You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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