Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
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I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
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Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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