he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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