I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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