problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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