I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
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Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
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You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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