Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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