i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
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Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
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It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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