When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
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I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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