Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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