No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
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I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
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I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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