nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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