the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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