Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
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I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
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I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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