I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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