guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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