I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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