Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
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Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
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Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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