Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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