she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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