That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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