He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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