Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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