these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
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