It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
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i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
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He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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