do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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