Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
this just has baby written all over it
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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