i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I think my moral compass just broke
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