Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
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Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
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side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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