Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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