My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
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thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
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Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
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