YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
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Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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