I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
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Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
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You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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