Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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