Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
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