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She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
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All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
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Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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