found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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