Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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