When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
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you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
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So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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