We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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