none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
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In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
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Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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