My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
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I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
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I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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