Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
