whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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