we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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