I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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