What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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