i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
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I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
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So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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