Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
