yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Randomize
