I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
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He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
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Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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