can we get nightvision for the apartment?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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