i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
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cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
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my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I'm too high and old for this...
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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