i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
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I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
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Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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