hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
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You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
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At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?