If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Randomize
