So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
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he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
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Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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