Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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