All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
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Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
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Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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